The Great Allied Soviet War 3/Transcript

Scene: Presidential Palace of South Park Dining Hall A

 * [The scene shows lots of children in very lavish clothing eating dinner, eating on a very long tablet that night.]
 * Annie Stewart: So, you know why the Dutch ambassador to our country, Mr. Robbert Vervoort, from the city of Amsterdam, is going to ask us for an alliance with this nation?
 * Eric Cartman: We don't know, miss.
 * Annie Stewart: Yes, you may call me miss, because I'm the Minister of Foreign Affairs, but I'm still a 10-year old.
 * Eric Cartman: Uh... Kyle, sir?
 * Kyle Broflovski: What is it, Eric?
 * Eric Cartman: These potential imperialist plots that came out from the Soviet Union, an imperialist country that might have started world domination, needs to be foiled. There's only one way to settle this for each politician to protect our nation.
 * [Eric presses a button, showing a holographic map showing Israel being re-annexed by the Soviet Union.]
 * Kenny McCormick: (Poor Israelis. Their poor nation got annexed by those evil Ruskies, and it's off to history books.)
 * Stan Marsh: Kenny's right. It's all thanks to the smarter strageties and the finest generals in the Soviet Armed Forces. Those Reds' victories will not last long.
 * Allie Nelson: So, Bradley, can you send us a delegation to the Canucks?
 * Bradley Biggle: Yes, sir. I will.
 * Kyle Broflovski: But first, can you show us a coverage of a premiere anniversary party?
 * Francis Parker: Sure.

Scene: Ministry Building of the Republic of South Park

 * Francis Parker: The news report said that the uncensored version of Terrance and Phillip is officially banned by me. And yes, I have censored and edited it.
 * Stan Marsh: Good. I hope you can make this nation safe from swearing.